Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? No

Are you gay? No

Do you have hairy legs?
Sometimes....

Do you smoke anything? If I smoked, many people would hurt me.

Do you like monkeys? Ah no.

How many fillings do you have? Enough.....*shifty eyes*

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Ocean

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Yes

Have you ever read the Bible? Yes

Did you ever go to Sunday School? Yes

Do you wear a lot of black? Yeah sometimes

Did you ever bring a weapon to school? No not that I can remember

Have you ever hugged a tree?
Yes. It was such a nice tree!!

Do you know what a sphincter actually is? I do, do you?

Describe your hair? I. Hate. My. Hair. I want to get a buzz cut.

Are you a wildbeast? No but I was raised by wild dogs.

Do you like to have fun? Yes

Do you like drama? TV yes, stage yes, RL NO

Have you ever taken a bong hit? Yes...

Do you like mayonnaise? No I
like Miracle Whip

Are you afraid to die? Who the hell isn't?

Do you like playing in leaves? No, I got jumped on once.

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? Er...no?

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? Not yet...

Are you an adult? Physically, yes. Mentally, HELL NO.

Ever won a spelling bee? No

Do you ever eat because you’re
depressed? Sometimes

Are you a television addict? No

Do you think OJ was guilty? Yeah

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? No

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? No

On a swing? What the fuck?

Do you like Elvis? No.

Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel? I'll say it again. What the fuck?

Ever been hit on at a zoo? No.

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? No

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys? Yeeeeeeeeeeees

Does your mom [sic] think someone is hot? John Barrowman although she calls him Captain Jack

Are you a sugar freak? Yes.

Ever been arrested? No

Ever commit a crime and get away with it? I stole a book when I was 4.

Do you like orange juice? Yeah

What sign are you? I dunno

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly? Yes. I got told off for it because I'm a girl.

Where do you wish you were right now? At Jue's.

Did you enjoy this? Meh.


I tag and

David Tennant is hot. Doctor Who is the best.

Shout out to

Member of:

I Fear…

[ ] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[x] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 5

[x] being touched
[x] fire
[x] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[x] success
[x] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: 13

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[x] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes

Total so far: 19

[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween (YES I ADMIT IT.)
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up

Total so far: 24

[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[x] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secret

Final Total: 28

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 72 common fears.

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.

THE BASICS: write a Christmas/Holiday wish list. It can be any 10 wishes you'd like to have granted, no matter what they are. Possible or seemingly impossible. People look and grant the wishes if they can. It's not about "OMFG PRESENTS", it's about making someone else's holiday a little brighter by giving. Personally, I get more out of giving than receiving sometimes. It's just a good feeling to give.

STEP ONE

** Make a post in your journal. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fun ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

** If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.

** Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your journal, so that others can join in and participate to spread the holiday joy!


STEP TWO

** Surf around your friend list to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:

** If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.

** You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.

There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

My Wishes...

1. For my family to get along.

2. For massive hugs.

3. For my DVD player to un-die.

4. For Michael Ball to stay in Hairspray until the end of October.

5. For some Les Mis gift art.

6. For my frickin cold to go the hell away!!!

Ok so I only have 6 wishes. I'm sorry but that's all I want. If someone don't like that, sue me.

Merry Christmas!!

I shamelessly stole this quiz from =RipperBlackstaff


Here's how it works:
1. Set your music player to "shuffle".
2. Press "forward" for each question.
3. Use that song's title as the answer to the question, even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag five people.
5. Bold the questions, and for each answer, give your comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
"Come to Me"- Patti LuPone and Colm Wilkinson
I have no clue??

Will you get far in life?
"I'm Going Slightly Mad"- Queen
What do you think?

What do your friends see in you?
"But It's Better If You Do"- Panic! at the Disco
My friends must see me doing a bunch of stupid shit.

What is your best friend's theme song?
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks"- Panic! at the Disco
My best friend should be a pirate.

What is the story of your life?
"Le café des amis de l'ABC"- Les Misérables (Paris Revival Cast) (ABC Cafe)
Yeah pretty much. My life is pretty weird, just like Enjolras.

What was high school like?
"Who Am I?" - John Owen-Jones
Who the hell am I anyway?

Actually, it fits.

How can you get ahead in life?
"Confrontation"- Roger Allam and Colm Wilkinson
Wow...that actually makes sense.

What is the best thing about your friends?
"The Robbery"- Les Misérables Concert on the BBC
I don't know?

What is in store for this weekend?
"Empty Chairs at Empty Tables"- Les Misérables Concert on the BBC
That sounds promising.

What song describes you?
"The Bambi Samba"- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang OLC
What the hell?

To describe your grandparents?
"Bring Him Home"- Michael Ball
My gramma likes Michael Ball's dimples and my grandpa is a Vietnam Vet.

How is your life going?
"The Auld Triangle"- Dropkick Murphy's
Two men are in love with me.

What song will they play at your funeral?
"Red & Black (reprise)"- Les Misérables TAC version
You can't kill me that easily, biotch!


How does the world see you?
"I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing"- Michael Ball
Wow, I must do a lot of stupid shit.

Will you have a happy life?
"Javert's Suicide"- Roger Allam
Umm...meep?

What do your friends really think of you?
"Stars"- Philip Quast
I have no effing clue.

Do people secretly lust after you?
"Red & Black"- David Burt, Michael Ball, and the other students
People lust after Enjolras and Marius...what the hell, why not?

How can I make myself happy?
"Toot Sweets"- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang OLC
Holy shit! Candy will make me happy?

What should you do with your life?
"Mendiants à la fête"- Les Misérables Paris Revival
(Beggars at the Feast)
I'm gonna be poor!?!

Will you ever have children?
"Me Ol' Bamboo"- Michael Ball
Word!