Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? No

Are you gay? No

Do you have hairy legs?
Sometimes....

Do you smoke anything? If I smoked, many people would hurt me.

Do you like monkeys? Ah no.

How many fillings do you have? Enough.....*shifty eyes*

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Ocean

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Yes

Have you ever read the Bible? Yes

Did you ever go to Sunday School? Yes

Do you wear a lot of black? Yeah sometimes

Did you ever bring a weapon to school? No not that I can remember

Have you ever hugged a tree?
Yes. It was such a nice tree!!

Do you know what a sphincter actually is? I do, do you?

Describe your hair? I. Hate. My. Hair. I want to get a buzz cut.

Are you a wildbeast? No but I was raised by wild dogs.

Do you like to have fun? Yes

Do you like drama? TV yes, stage yes, RL NO

Have you ever taken a bong hit? Yes...

Do you like mayonnaise? No I
like Miracle Whip

Are you afraid to die? Who the hell isn't?

Do you like playing in leaves? No, I got jumped on once.

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? Er...no?

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? Not yet...

Are you an adult? Physically, yes. Mentally, HELL NO.

Ever won a spelling bee? No

Do you ever eat because you’re
depressed? Sometimes

Are you a television addict? No

Do you think OJ was guilty? Yeah

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? No

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? No

On a swing? What the fuck?

Do you like Elvis? No.

Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel? I'll say it again. What the fuck?

Ever been hit on at a zoo? No.

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? No

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys? Yeeeeeeeeeeees

Does your mom [sic] think someone is hot? John Barrowman although she calls him Captain Jack

Are you a sugar freak? Yes.

Ever been arrested? No

Ever commit a crime and get away with it? I stole a book when I was 4.

Do you like orange juice? Yeah

What sign are you? I dunno

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly? Yes. I got told off for it because I'm a girl.

Where do you wish you were right now? At Jue's.

Did you enjoy this? Meh.


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